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    Rubbish jobs thread

    Do we already have a thread for particularly rubbish jobs?

    As I trawl Jobserve etc. every day (I'm "resting") I usually see at least one job paying HOW MUCH??? IS THAT ALL??? an hour. I keep wanting to show these to people and go "Look at this. Appalling, innit?" but someone must have done that already, surely? Or is this thread it?

    I don't mean the jobs with typos in (£35-40k per hour), I mean the truly awful ones. Not the Senior Technology Executive (minimum wage) meaning 'helpdesk bod' either.

    For example: http://www.jobserve.com/WE28EC456DC229A58.job which is a Junior Project Manager (ideally PRINCE2 qualified) at £14 / hour.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

    #2
    What a brilliant idea - will paste the worst here from now on, am always seeing the most ridiculously floral jobs on the boards. One the other day for Senior User Interface Designer, team lead, expert AJAX, JS, JSP, XML/SL etc... 16/17ph

    Are these people mad? Who applies for these jobs?

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      #3
      Goodnight
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Goodnight
        Diver, doing a sneakie late night thread domination op. were we
        Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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          #5
          Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
          Diver, doing a sneakie late night thread domination op. were we
          surely not..... we had a truce
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #6
            Originally posted by Troll View Post
            surely not..... we had a truce
            How long is the truce for?
            Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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              #7
              ICT Project Manager, £140 / day

              http://www.jobserve.com/WAA81593E884E83E9.job

              "... an experienced Project Manager ... must have experience managing projects from start to completion ... project management qualifications such as Prince2 ... Rate £18.90/hr"

              So, a properly experienced and qualified, PRINCE2 Practitioner project manager for £140 per day.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #8
                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Who applies for these jobs?
                Fast track visa applicants. There's a skills shortage don't you know?
                I'm Spartacus.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Troll View Post
                  surely not..... we had a truce
                  It wasn't a real truce.

                  We just p!ssed off so many people doing the thread domination war thingy, that everyone stopped talking to us
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #10
                    Project Planner @ £130 / day

                    http://www.jobserve.com/W2988AA9FF7969533.job

                    "Prince II Practitioner with 3 years plus as a Project Planner"
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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