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About £260 to £460 extra per day and PMs don't do manual labour.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Saw an episode of that Spendaholics last night. They had a woman on who seemed to be a freelance project manager though was also said to be earning only 50k per year, in London.
I'd have thought if that was the case it would be better to go permie, unless they meant after tax and IR35 or she was only part time over the course of the year.Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
Feist - I Feel It All
Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)Comment
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http://jobserve.com/W7E0060F4E395AABA.job
Data analyst, Excel, SQL on Access, SQL Server and/or Oracle, Surrey £10 p/hComment
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Jesus. That is dispicable. All they are going to get applying for that are chavs or graduates who stay for 1 month.Originally posted by ladymuck View Posthttp://jobserve.com/W7E0060F4E395AABA.job
Data analyst, Excel, SQL on Access, SQL Server and/or Oracle, Surrey £10 p/h
Web developer must have ASP, ideally also: XML, CSS, JS/VB Scripting, Database (SQL Server), Design principles, ASP.NET and w3 standards.
£16 - £22 / hour!It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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Junior Set Top Box Middleware Engineer
What is the best way of cultivating a good growth of zits, so that I qualify for "junior" role?Comment
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The pimp's desciption makes me laughOriginally posted by Addanc View PostThat "C" language! It's witchcraft I tells ya! Witchcraft!!with "C" languageIt's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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"meaty and responsible role"Originally posted by MrRobin View PostWeb developer must have ASP, ideally also: XML, CSS, JS/VB Scripting, Database (SQL Server), Design principles, ASP.NET and w3 standards.
£16 - £22 / hour!
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Indeed I wouldn't give any responsiility to a techie propellor head. Looks like a good rate for a developer.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post"meaty and responsible role"

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You need an "Ask Sockpuppet" thread for questions like that.Originally posted by Addanc View PostJunior Set Top Box Middleware Engineer
What is the best way of cultivating a good growth of zits, so that I qualify for "junior" role?Comment
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