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    Woman and Man

    > > > THE MOODS OF A WOMAN
    An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
    A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
    She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
    But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
    Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
    She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
    She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
    She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
    At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
    She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.

    THE MOODS OF A MAN
    Hungry.
    Horny.
    Sleepy.

    #2
    just digging up old crap so i can
    just getting last post on alll threads
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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      #3
      While this solution worked, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that, if left unchecked, might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those who refused the program, while a minority, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #4
        No it didn't, no it wasn't, no they didn't
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #5
          Bluddy hell - for a fleeting moment I thought I'd just met myself coming in the other direction....
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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