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    #21
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Actually happened - can't believe my sis was so witty!

    Fella - Wow, I'd love to get into your knickers...

    Sis - No chance mate, there is already one areshole in there!
    I didn't think nuns used that kind of language.

    Or is she a sister rather than a Sister?
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      #22
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      I didn't think nuns used that kind of language.

      Or is she a sister rather than a Sister?
      That girl would blow up if she walked into a church.... super naughty, that one!
      Bazza gets caught
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        #23
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        That girl would blow up if she walked into a church.... super naughty, that one!
        Any chance she wants to join CUK and share?

        By PM, obviously, rather than posting the details...
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          #24
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          That girl would blow up if she walked into a church.... super naughty, that one!
          Crikey!!

          Think what her avatar would be like
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            #25
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            That girl would blow up if she walked into a church.... super naughty, that one!
            I think I've just found c.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
              I think I've just found c.
              She said she was fed up not hard up

              Still as it's your birthday why not

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                #27
                Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
                She said she was fed up not hard up

                Still as it's your birthday why not
                It isn't my birthday!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                  I think I've just found c.
                  Ohh you are brave...
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    Any chance she wants to join CUK and share?

                    By PM, obviously, rather than posting the details...
                    Of course....
                    Bazza gets caught
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                      #30
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Ohh you are brave...
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Of course....
                      Would you let your sis loose on anyone here ? Apart from myself of course

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