Chat up lines

[FiveTimes]

How's your bum for cracking walnuts?

Do you like wine gums? Well, wind your gums around this.

Do you mend watches? Well, put a second hand on this.

Any other gems?

Are you in need of these lines then Moose now that a) and b) are distancing themselves ?

[oracleslave]

I suspect using a couple of these might have as much success as the MSN Messenger approach.

[Moose423956]

You may mock. Things are moving forwards, but I'm not going to tell you how. So there.

[FiveTimes]

You may mock. Things are moving forwards, but I'm not going to tell you how. So there.

Good, as long as you are happy....

[daviejones]

Yeah, forget the fact that you may make 2 women miserable...

[Moose423956]

Yeah, forget the fact that you may make 2 women miserable...

I've been miserable all my life, so it's only fair that someone else takes their turn!

[TheFaQQer]

You may mock. Things are moving forwards, but I'm not going to tell you how. So there.

Please tell me there is a

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[daviejones]

I've been miserable all my life, so it's only fair that someone else takes their turn!

yep, I agree...

You are a long time dead so you have to do what makes you happy!!!

[WotNxt]

From a film called This Years Love:

Man (self-professed artist): I would love to paint your portrait. You have the most incredible bone-structure.

Woman: <melts> || <cringes>

[cailin maith]

Actually happened - can't believe my sis was so witty!

Fella - Wow, I'd love to get into your knickers...

Sis - No chance mate, there is already one areshole in there!