I'd rather stick my member

[roger rabbit]

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[Mordac]

I was looking for a 3rd option:

"In a bucket of cold dead fish."

It would have won my vote.

[Exploding Goat]

44 pints of putrid puke

I'd rather stick my Member of Parliament in a bucket of cold dead fish.

For a very long time.