44 pints of putrid puke
I'd rather stick my Member of Parliament in a bucket of cold dead fish.
For a very long time.
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Guest repliedI was looking for a 3rd option:
"In a bucket of cold dead fish."
It would have won my vote.
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I'd rather stick my member
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<FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Jodie Marsh</FONT> </td>
<td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>7 / 63.6%</FONT> </td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=190 height=10 hspace=3> </td></tr>
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