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    44 pints of putrid puke

    I'd rather stick my Member of Parliament in a bucket of cold dead fish.

    For a very long time.

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    I was looking for a 3rd option:

    "In a bucket of cold dead fish."

    It would have won my vote.

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    I'd rather stick my member

    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>between the silicon mounds/droopy swingers of:
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Jordan</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>4&nbsp;/&nbsp;36.4%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=109 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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    <FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>Jodie Marsh</FONT>&nbsp</td>
    <td height><FONT FACE="Verdana,Arial" SIZE=2>7&nbsp;/&nbsp;63.6%</FONT>&nbsp</td><td><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/bar.gif width=190 height=10 hspace=3>&nbsp;</td></tr>
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