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    About to go for my 5th of the day. Thought I'd share. Twas a good curry, but a punishing mistress. After that, I'm off to light relief.
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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    Seriously mate.. you need to go to see the doctor.

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      Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
      About to go for my 5th of the day. Thought I'd share. Twas a good curry, but a punishing mistress. After that, I'm off to light relief.
      Curries: As a veggie, I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that I have singlehandedly caused global warming, by means of post-curry outrageous, long-winded (ah! a pun), disastrously smelly, and generally voluminous parps, blasts, guffs and other explosions from my botty.

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        Originally posted by tay View Post
        Seriously mate.. you need to go to see the doctor.
        Thanks for the concern, but it really was just the curry.
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #5
          Unless you have food poisoning, no Curry should cause 5 craps in one day. We need that annoying bint off the tellie who analyses poo to check you out.

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            #6
            You mean the fake Dr, Gillian?
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #7
              Oh yeah thats the one.

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                #8
                on recent evidence you might be right about the food poisoning...
                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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