Movements

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Ruprect replied

12 October 2007, 14:06
on recent evidence you might be right about the food poisoning...
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tay replied

12 October 2007, 13:59
Oh yeah thats the one.
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Bagpuss replied

12 October 2007, 13:58
You mean the fake Dr, Gillian?
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tay replied

12 October 2007, 13:56
Unless you have food poisoning, no Curry should cause 5 craps in one day. We need that annoying bint off the tellie who analyses poo to check you out.
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Ruprect replied

12 October 2007, 13:55
Originally posted by tay View Post

Seriously mate.. you need to go to see the doctor.

Thanks for the concern, but it really was just the curry.
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DBA_bloke replied

12 October 2007, 13:54
Originally posted by Ruprect View Post

About to go for my 5th of the day. Thought I'd share. Twas a good curry, but a punishing mistress. After that, I'm off to light relief.

Curries: As a veggie, I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that I have singlehandedly caused global warming, by means of post-curry outrageous, long-winded (ah! a pun), disastrously smelly, and generally voluminous parps, blasts, guffs and other explosions from my botty.
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tay replied

12 October 2007, 13:54
Seriously mate.. you need to go to see the doctor.
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Ruprect started a topic Movements

12 October 2007, 13:50
Movements

About to go for my 5th of the day. Thought I'd share. Twas a good curry, but a punishing mistress. After that, I'm off to light relief.
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