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  • Ruprect
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    on recent evidence you might be right about the food poisoning...

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  • tay
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    Oh yeah thats the one.

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  • Bagpuss
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    You mean the fake Dr, Gillian?

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  • tay
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    Unless you have food poisoning, no Curry should cause 5 craps in one day. We need that annoying bint off the tellie who analyses poo to check you out.

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  • Ruprect
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    Seriously mate.. you need to go to see the doctor.
    Thanks for the concern, but it really was just the curry.

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  • DBA_bloke
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    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    About to go for my 5th of the day. Thought I'd share. Twas a good curry, but a punishing mistress. After that, I'm off to light relief.
    Curries: As a veggie, I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that I have singlehandedly caused global warming, by means of post-curry outrageous, long-winded (ah! a pun), disastrously smelly, and generally voluminous parps, blasts, guffs and other explosions from my botty.

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  • tay
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    Seriously mate.. you need to go to see the doctor.

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  • Ruprect
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    Movements

    About to go for my 5th of the day. Thought I'd share. Twas a good curry, but a punishing mistress. After that, I'm off to light relief.

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