Grumpy old man

[wendigo100]

Something else - when a radio presenter introduces a guest, and the guest says "Hi, how are you?", which throws the whole item out of kilter

In fact, what is the point of saying "How are you?" at the start of a conversation? Nobody means it. Lizards don't do it.

[Spacecadet]

people who can't be bothered taking their shopping trolleys to the proper bay in the super market car park meaning that when someone else wants to park (ie me) theres a trolley (or two or more) occupying a perfectly good car parking space

[Pondlife]

Lazy fat barstewards who park in disabled bays at supermarkets (with no badge)
Airport security staff who chew gum and scratch their bits whilst refering to you as 'mate'.
People who blatantly chuck litter (infront of their kids FFS)
People who take the time to drive to the recycling centre and just dump everything in the first bank they come accross.


and breathe

[Spacecadet]

other driving related grumps:

people who use the right turn (or left turn) only lane as a method of queue jumping.

People who park on double yellows, especially at rush hour

People who park really crapply near junctions

Middle lane hogs on the motor way - ok not so bad if they're doing 90 and know how to over take, but the ones who really annoy me are those who will do any speed on the motorway as long as its in the middle lane, they're the ones you see forming huge trains of stupidity and laziness in the middle lane

[Dundeegeorge]

Chan

and people who won't rise to a bait. D'oh!

And ******* companies who claim 'Your call is important to us' but not important enough to hire enough people to answer the ******* 'phones.
Or to speak ******* English when they do eventually answer. Bastards.
Oh, did I menion Graham BASTARD **** Norton?

[Chantho]

and people who won't rise to a bait. D'oh!

And ******* companies who claim 'Your call is important to us' but not important enough to hire enough people to answer the ******* 'phones.
Or to speak ******* English when they do eventually answer. Bastards.
Oh, did I menion Graham BASTARD **** Norton?

Chan

I hate those who won't rise to a bait too FWIW

Not as much as I hate the Inland f****** Revenue though.

[sasguru]

I hate moaning CUKKer types ....

[wobbegong]

I hate moaning CUKKer types ....

Bzzzzzzzztt! Repetition?

[Alan @ BroomeAffinity]

Jamie - my tongue's too big for my face - Oliver. He's a right d*ck.

Used to quite like him but the program on C4 just now is just honking. Jamie at Home? Jamie Up His Own Ar$e, more like

[wobbegong]

Jamie - my tongue's too big for my face - Oliver. He's a right d*ck.

Used to quite like him but the program on C4 just now is just honking. Jamie at Home? Jamie Up His Own Ar$e, more like

I'm the other way around, I used to loathe him and his self aggrandisement, but I gained a grudging respect for him over his school dinner initiative.