Finding out your little one is a porn actress.

[MobileCheese]

I would ask for a 25% cut or I would tell her mum.

[2uk]

Indeed.

Since the invention of the video recorder and more recently this interweb thingie, one has discovered a large number of things one is never, ever, going to try...

In eastern europe will cost about 50 quid to get ATM.

[Lucy]

I'm two struggling lesbian porn actresses stuck in a man's body.

So you can find no use for your old fella then?

[Lucy]

My friends ex gf was a vogue model now does porn movies, kind of sad really, she's quite attractive but obviously her looks haven't done her any favours.

Rather be ordinary and not have to sell my body...

[daviejones]

I sold my body once.......but it was returned unopened!!!

[TheFaQQer]

In eastern europe will cost about 50 quid to get ATM.

How do you know?

[sasguru]

Rather be ordinary ...

Clearly, your wish has been granted.

[2uk]

How do you know?

I know the rates there. I am guessing ATM will cost 50 quid , since standard stuff is cheaper than that.