Finding out your little one is a porn actress.

[al_cam]

And before my sons have their gender reassignment surgery, would they be gay porn actresses? (or would they actually be gay transvestite porn actors?) (or, if they are transsexual, actually just transsexual porn actresses, as technically not gay, just trapped in wrong body...?)

Either way, I am still happy as I don't look at gay, transvestite, transsexual or any other sort of porn so would hopefully remain blissfully unaware, but thanks anyway!.

Actually, come to think of it, it would be hard to remain blissfully unaware if my sons were transsexual. Would it bother me if they were? Don't know, mind boggles, I'm doomed! Nobody is safe - run for the hills!

I have a funny feeling I might get banned for this post...

[wendigo100]

I do so enjoy injecting that first doubt to those who felt so secure, don't you?

Now look what we've done...

[daviejones]

I have always wondered this...if a man , who likes women, wants to have a sex change and then as a "man" still likes women, was he a closet lesbian?

[TheFaQQer]

I'm not convinced it was worth waiting for this...

I suppose I'd tell her to wash her mouth out with domestos after doing ATM...

You have a thing for ATM - that's the second post that I've seen you mention it.

You are a gay lizard porn star, and I claim my £5

[sasguru]

I'm two struggling lesbian porn actresses stuck in a man's body.

[wendigo100]

From extended research on the subject, it appears to be exclusively hetero

This may be because of my personal preferences in the type of download

Not that I would wish to denigrate any alternative lifestyle choices of course.

Doesn't make ATM any the less disgusting.

ATM?

[The Lone Gunman]

ATM?

Sheltered childhood wendy?

Ass To Mouth. try www.xnxx.com for example videos.

[edit] VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. [sorry for late edit]

[daviejones]

From extended research on the subject, it appears to be exclusively hetero

This may be because of my personal preferences in the type of download

Not that I would wish to denigrate any alternative lifestyle choices of course.

Doesn't make ATM any the less disgusting.

How can a cashpoint machine be disgusting?

[ferret]

I did not get ATM either. If the lizard had just explained that he liked movies where young ladies were not shy about playing the rusty flute then I would have got it straight away.

[TheFaQQer]

From extended research on the subject, it appears to be exclusively hetero

This may be because of my personal preferences in the type of download

Not that I would wish to denigrate any alternative lifestyle choices of course.

Doesn't make ATM any the less disgusting.

And yet, obviously appealing, given that you are downloading it.

And still, they haven't axed you yet!!