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Previously on "Finding out your little one is a porn actress."

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  • 2uk
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    How do you know?

    I know the rates there. I am guessing ATM will cost 50 quid , since standard stuff is cheaper than that.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Lucy View Post
    Rather be ordinary ...
    Clearly, your wish has been granted.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by 2uk View Post
    In eastern europe will cost about 50 quid to get ATM.
    How do you know?

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  • daviejones
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    I sold my body once.......but it was returned unopened!!!

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  • Lucy
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    My friends ex gf was a vogue model now does porn movies, kind of sad really, she's quite attractive but obviously her looks haven't done her any favours.

    Rather be ordinary and not have to sell my body...

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I'm two struggling lesbian porn actresses stuck in a man's body.
    So you can find no use for your old fella then?

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  • 2uk
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Indeed.

    Since the invention of the video recorder and more recently this interweb thingie, one has discovered a large number of things one is never, ever, going to try...
    In eastern europe will cost about 50 quid to get ATM.

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  • MobileCheese
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    I would ask for a 25% cut or I would tell her mum.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Sheltered childhood wendy?

    Ass To Mouth. try www.xnxx.com for example videos.

    [edit] VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK. [sorry for late edit]

    I checked every single link and am happy to report that my daughter doesnt feature in any of 'em. The cramp in my right hands a killer though

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  • 2uk
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    Originally posted by Swiss Tony View Post
    To turn this on its head, what would you do if you found out one (or both) of your parents had starred in an educational flick or two?

    Note: I do not even want to bear thinking about this so I shall not offer my thoughts!

    I think everybody's parents have starred in such a such "flick" , although not on stage but in the bedroom.

    The thing to worry about is : Have they ever done atm.

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  • Swiss Tony
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    To turn this on its head, what would you do if you found out one (or both) of your parents had starred in an educational flick or two?

    Note: I do not even want to bear thinking about this so I shall not offer my thoughts!

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Sounds like a charming practice doesnt it.

    I always felt I was broad minded, but the older I get and the more I see, the more I realise that I am quite a prude.
    "Mom - have you ever appeared in a German Sheiße movie?" - Eric Cartman, South Park

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  • 2uk
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Don't be fooled, it's only that wiley lizard trying to blend in and appear hip and 'with-it'. Bearing in mind who we're talking about here, it's obvious he meant 'Asynchronous Transfer Mode'.

    Once a green alien techie geek, always a green alien techie geek.
    Looks synchronous to me.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Ooo, I didn't know that.
    Don't be fooled, it's only that wiley lizard trying to blend in and appear hip and 'with-it'. Bearing in mind who we're talking about here, it's obvious he meant 'Asynchronous Transfer Mode'.

    Once a green alien techie geek, always a green alien techie geek.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by wendigo100 View Post
    Ooo, I didn't know that.
    Sounds like a charming practice doesnt it.

    I always felt I was broad minded, but the older I get and the more I see, the more I realise that I am quite a prude.

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