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Where did AtW go?
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This is evolution, trilobytes, amphibians with huge teeth, dinosaurs, fluffy mammoths, they come and go and die out. Thus it is with contractor sites. ATW was a Cretaceous creature and has been made extinct by a large meteor. A few ancient creatures like crocodiles or Dim Prawn cling on to the present day, the odd previously-thought-extinct creature like the Coelocanth or myself will cling on and will occasionally turn up in a fishing net in the Indian ocean.
One thing we trilobytes, amphibians, dinosaurs, mammoths, crocodiles and coelocanths have in common, a belief that evolution has really gone downhill since we were the kings.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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We should have a new status for him...Originally posted by King Cnvt View PostAh! So SKA = Squirrel King AtW
Now it all makes sense.
"More time feeding squirrels than coding!"
But logically it makes sense...
AtW's coding sucks, the search engine is crawling, what are squirrels good at?
That's right!!! Searching for nuts! AtW is training the squirrels for his new distributed search engine!!!
Remember, many squirrels make light work - or is that "a light lunch"?
Churchill - In "Hmmmm, squirrel tulip!" mode!Last edited by Churchill; 13 September 2007, 06:59.Comment
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AtW has 6,000 posts clocked up here and 13141 on his own forum. No bloody wonder he's behind schedule!Comment
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King of the squirrels having trouble with his kernals ? I think he is the one who has been advising Putin to run round the countryside showing off his pecs
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I would just like to point out that there is no association between myself and this AtW character whatsoever, and I have never even so much as nibbled his nuts.Originally posted by King Cnvt View PostAh! So SKA = Squirrel King AtW
Now it all makes sense.Comment
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Come on RH. What have you done with him?Originally posted by realityhack View PostI would just like to point out that there is no association between myself and this AtW character whatsoever, and I have never even so much as nibbled his nuts.
What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Holy tulip! She who must not be named.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCome on RH. What have you done with him?
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It doesn't have anything to do with me. Honestly. You can't prove anything.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCome on RH. What have you done with him?
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