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    #11
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    That's it!

    He's been kidnapped by squirrels!!!

    They've made him their king!

    All hail, the King of Squirrels!!!
    Very probably.

    I love squizzers - the most entertainment value in a small, furry package there ever was. Bold and smart as anything.

    Some 'cuntry' folk where I live like to shoot squizzers - but I'd rather shoot them - inbred khunts.

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      #12
      Originally posted by pango View Post
      Very probably.

      I love squizzers - the most entertainment value in a small, furry package there ever was. Bold and smart as anything.

      Some 'cuntry' folk where I live like to shoot squizzers - but I'd rather shoot them - inbred khunts.
      Do you by chance have six fingers on each hand?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        Do you by chance have six fingers on each hand?
        No but he married his sister.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          Originally posted by pango View Post
          Very probably.

          I love squizzers - the most entertainment value in a small, furry package there ever was. Bold and smart as anything.

          Some 'cuntry' folk where I live like to shoot squizzers - but I'd rather shoot them - inbred khunts.
          No point wasting the amo on squirrels (greys that is). Juts build a ladder and let their natural inquisitiveness do the rest.
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #15
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Do you by chance have six fingers on each hand?
            No.

            I think you're confusing me with my neighbors.

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              #16
              Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
              No point wasting the amo on squirrels (greys that is). Juts build a ladder and let their natural inquisitiveness do the rest.
              Really?

              What do they do with the ladder (apart from the obvious)?

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                #17
                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                No point wasting the amo on squirrels (greys that is). Juts build a ladder and let their natural inquisitiveness do the rest.
                Don't mention the greys!!!!

                You'll only upset ZG!

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                  #18
                  A squirrel ladder is a very specific piece of equipment.

                  Its a plank with a number of wire noose traps in it.
                  Place it against a squirrels favourite tree and they will use it. Once one is caught another will come to find out what the noise is all about.
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                    A squirrel ladder is a very specific piece of equipment.

                    Its a plank with a number of wire noose traps in it.
                    Place it against a squirrels favourite tree and they will use it. Once one is caught another will come to find out what the noise is all about.
                    Well, you vicious, vindictive little fecker!

                    Strangely though, I like the concept. Does it work with children?

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                      No point wasting the amo on squirrels (greys that is). Juts build a ladder and let their natural inquisitiveness do the rest.
                      Oh noes!

                      Just realsed from your...

                      a) forum name
                      b) avatar
                      c) sig

                      ...that you are probably a gun-obsessed psychopath

                      No doubt you would delight in killing squirrels, humans or anything that stood still long enough.

                      G E T H E L P

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