Reply to: Where did AtW go?

[BA to the Stars]

Who?

She - you know

[BrilloPad]

Holy tulip! She who must not be named.

Who?

[MarillionFan]

Have you been on the shandies again MF?

I'm a tad bored.

[realityhack]

Have you been on the shandies again MF?

[realityhack]

Come on RH. What have you done with him?

It doesn't have anything to do with me. Honestly. You can't prove anything.

[Old Greg]

Come on RH. What have you done with him?

Holy tulip! She who must not be named.

[MarillionFan]

I would just like to point out that there is no association between myself and this AtW character whatsoever, and I have never even so much as nibbled his nuts.

Come on RH. What have you done with him?

[realityhack]

Ah! So SKA = Squirrel King AtW

Now it all makes sense.

I would just like to point out that there is no association between myself and this AtW character whatsoever, and I have never even so much as nibbled his nuts.

[Dean]

Squirrels - they're just rats with good PR.




Thank you, Terry Pratchett.

[EternalOptimist]

King of the squirrels having trouble with his kernals ? I think he is the one who has been advising Putin to run round the countryside showing off his pecs

[wobbegong]

AtW has 6,000 posts clocked up here and 13141 on his own forum. No bloody wonder he's behind schedule!

[Churchill]

Ah! So SKA = Squirrel King AtW

Now it all makes sense.

We should have a new status for him...

"More time feeding squirrels than coding!"

But logically it makes sense...

AtW's coding sucks, the search engine is crawling, what are squirrels good at?

That's right!!! Searching for nuts! AtW is training the squirrels for his new distributed search engine!!!

Remember, many squirrels make light work - or is that "a light lunch"?

Churchill - In "Hmmmm, squirrel tulip!" mode!

[xoggoth]

This is evolution, trilobytes, amphibians with huge teeth, dinosaurs, fluffy mammoths, they come and go and die out. Thus it is with contractor sites. ATW was a Cretaceous creature and has been made extinct by a large meteor. A few ancient creatures like crocodiles or Dim Prawn cling on to the present day, the odd previously-thought-extinct creature like the Coelocanth or myself will cling on and will occasionally turn up in a fishing net in the Indian ocean.

One thing we trilobytes, amphibians, dinosaurs, mammoths, crocodiles and coelocanths have in common, a belief that evolution has really gone downhill since we were the kings.

[King Cnvt]

That's it!

He's been kidnapped by squirrels!!!

They've made him their king!

All hail, the King of Squirrels!!!

Ah! So SKA = Squirrel King AtW

Now it all makes sense.

[pango]

No point wasting the amo on squirrels (greys that is). Juts build a ladder and let their natural inquisitiveness do the rest.

Oh noes!

Just realsed from your...

a) forum name
b) avatar
c) sig

...that you are probably a gun-obsessed psychopath

No doubt you would delight in killing squirrels, humans or anything that stood still long enough.

G E T H E L P