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Not the way I wanna go!!!

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    Not the way I wanna go!!!

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004092008,00.html
    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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    <shudder>

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      #3
      Maybe the spider only paralysed him, then he got eaten alive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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        #4
        Is it better or worse than getting humped to death by a camel?
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          #5
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Is it better or worse than getting humped to death by a camel?

          Depends if the camel eats you after I suppose...
          "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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            #6
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            A close run thing...
            Also, if it was a good looking camel, some people may look at it differently!

            Do lizards like camels?
            "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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              #7
              Complications in healthy adults are uncommon. If the black widow spider bite is not treated with antivenin, symptoms may last for several days but are seldom life threatening.
              Hmmm so if it's unlikely a black widow bite killed him was he just eaten alive by all the bugs charging in at the same time ???

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                #8
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                http://www.usyd.edu.au/anaes/venom/s...html#FUNNELWEB

                brown reclusive sounds lovely too...

                Not to mention the ticks...

                Loved the "watched my finger necrotising away until I started urinating on it" comment.
                I had a tick in my scrotum once. I noticed it in the shower after an Army excercise...had to VERY CAREFULLY burn the little bugger off!!!!!
                "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Hopefully without the desire to break wind & experience the dance of the flaming arrises.
                  Yes, it was a very delicate operation...one which necessitated copious amounts of alcohol to recover from!!!!!
                  "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                    Yes, it was a very delicate operation...one which necessitated copious amounts of alcohol to recover from!!!!!
                    I didn't realise you had to set fire to your balls to get rid of ticks. (shudders!)

                    Next door's dog had ticks. Luckily it didn't fancy me.

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