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Not the way I wanna go!!!
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Not the way I wanna go!!!
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Maybe the spider only paralysed him, then he got eaten alive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIs it better or worse than getting humped to death by a camel?
Depends if the camel eats you after I suppose..."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostA close run thing...
Do lizards like camels?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Complications in healthy adults are uncommon. If the black widow spider bite is not treated with antivenin, symptoms may last for several days but are seldom life threatening.
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Originally posted by zeitghosthttp://www.usyd.edu.au/anaes/venom/s...html#FUNNELWEB
brown reclusive sounds lovely too...
Not to mention the ticks...
Loved the "watched my finger necrotising away until I started urinating on it" comment."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostHopefully without the desire to break wind & experience the dance of the flaming arrises."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostYes, it was a very delicate operation...one which necessitated copious amounts of alcohol to recover from!!!!!
Next door's dog had ticks. Luckily it didn't fancy me.Comment
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