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Not the way I wanna go!!!
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Not the way I wanna go!!!
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Maybe the spider only paralysed him, then he got eaten alive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIs it better or worse than getting humped to death by a camel?
Depends if the camel eats you after I suppose...
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Also, if it was a good looking camel, some people may look at it differently!Originally posted by zeitghostA close run thing...
Do lizards like camels?"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Hmmm so if it's unlikely a black widow bite killed him was he just eaten alive by all the bugs charging in at the same time ???Complications in healthy adults are uncommon. If the black widow spider bite is not treated with antivenin, symptoms may last for several days but are seldom life threatening.
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I had a tick in my scrotum once. I noticed it in the shower after an Army excercise...had to VERY CAREFULLY burn the little bugger off!!!!!Originally posted by zeitghosthttp://www.usyd.edu.au/anaes/venom/s...html#FUNNELWEB
brown reclusive sounds lovely too...
Not to mention the ticks...
Loved the "watched my finger necrotising away until I started urinating on it" comment.
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Yes, it was a very delicate operation...one which necessitated copious amounts of alcohol to recover from!!!!!Originally posted by zeitghostHopefully without the desire to break wind & experience the dance of the flaming arrises."If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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I didn't realise you had to set fire to your balls to get rid of ticks. (shudders!)Originally posted by daviejones View PostYes, it was a very delicate operation...one which necessitated copious amounts of alcohol to recover from!!!!!
Next door's dog had ticks. Luckily it didn't fancy me.Comment
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