Not the way I wanna go!!!

[daviejones]

I didn't realise you had to set fire to your balls to get rid of ticks. (shudders!)

Next door's dog had ticks. Luckily it didn't fancy me.

Haha, the trick is to keep the flame from touching said scrotum!!! Hence the reason we drink the alcohol afterwards. Alcohol before is called a Darwin Award!!!

[wendigo100]

Yes, it was a very delicate operation...one which necessitated copious amounts of alcohol to recover from!!!!!

I didn't realise you had to set fire to your balls to get rid of ticks. (shudders!)

Next door's dog had ticks. Luckily it didn't fancy me.

[daviejones]

Hopefully without the desire to break wind & experience the dance of the flaming arrises.

Yes, it was a very delicate operation...one which necessitated copious amounts of alcohol to recover from!!!!!

[daviejones]

http://www.usyd.edu.au/anaes/venom/s...html#FUNNELWEB

brown reclusive sounds lovely too...

Not to mention the ticks...

Loved the "watched my finger necrotising away until I started urinating on it" comment.

I had a tick in my scrotum once. I noticed it in the shower after an Army excercise...had to VERY CAREFULLY burn the little bugger off!!!!!

[Ardesco]

Complications in healthy adults are uncommon. If the black widow spider bite is not treated with antivenin, symptoms may last for several days but are seldom life threatening.

Hmmm so if it's unlikely a black widow bite killed him was he just eaten alive by all the bugs charging in at the same time ???

[daviejones]

A close run thing...

Also, if it was a good looking camel, some people may look at it differently!

Do lizards like camels?

[daviejones]

Is it better or worse than getting humped to death by a camel?

Depends if the camel eats you after I suppose...

[TheFaQQer]

Is it better or worse than getting humped to death by a camel?

[Gibbon]

Maybe the spider only paralysed him, then he got eaten alive !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[realityhack]

<shudder>

[daviejones]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004092008,00.html