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You use the mobile to call your bank, transferring £750,578.00 from your personal account to pay for the Jean Dunand watch and the necklace. -
Nip into florist and buy some expensive flowers and have then delivered to secretary, then into then electronics store to see what gadgets they have.Comment
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You have purchased a stunning bouquet of flowers and arranged for their delivery to the secretary at the North building.Originally posted by Ardesco View PostNip into florist and buy some expensive flowers and have then delivered to secretary, then into then electronics store to see what gadgets they have.
You enter the electronics store - it stocks everything from circuit boards to satellite phones, laptops to surveillance equipment, broadly categorised into:
Electronics
Computing
Telecommunications
Ex-military
Audio-visualComment
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Purchase some surveilance equipment (tiny wireless hidden camera typoe stuff)
Browse ex-military.Comment
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You purchase 3 wireless pinhole cameras with microphone, a GSM bugged matchbox and fountain pen, an browse the ex-military section.
There is a vast range here - DM5/DI5/Rocky II ruggedised laptops, motion/IR detectors, switches, transistors, semiconductors, night-vision goggles, remote-controlled flying drones with and without cameras, timers, portable GPS systems, in-ear walkie talkie systems, handheld multi-band transceivers, keyhole and flex-extendable cameras, and the like.Comment
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Buy the following:
1 Pair Night vision goggles
2 Remote control flying drones with camera
1 Flex-extendable keyhole camera
1 In-ear walkie talkie
1 Portable GPS System
1 Ruggedised Laptop.
Arrange bank transfer to pay for purchase from company account.
Then phone number on the post it note.Comment
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You buy said items and put them in your mysteriously capacious attaché case. £16,599.99 debited from your personal account, you leave the shop.Originally posted by Ardesco View PostBuy the following:
1 Pair Night vision goggles
2 Remote control flying drones with camera
1 Flex-extendable keyhole camera
1 In-ear walkie talkie
1 Portable GPS System
1 Ruggedised Laptop.
Arrange bank transfer to pay for purchase from company account.
Then phone number on the post it note.
The crow looks at you askance, and preens it's feathers.
You phone the number - a voice says 'hello, Fresh 'n Clean Launderette, how may I help you?'Comment
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Say 'Could you tell me your opening hours and address please and directions from the shopping centre.'Comment
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IT SAID QUITE CLEARLY COMPANY ACCOUNT!!!!Originally posted by realityhack View PostYou buy said items and put them in your mysteriously capacious attaché case. £16,599.99 debited from your personal account, you leave the shop.
The crow looks at you askance, and preens it's feathers.
You phone the number - a voice says 'hello, Fresh 'n Clean Launderette, how may I help you?'
bah :/Comment
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