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    Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
    SW to shopping centre!!
    You walk South West, past a raging battle between troops, imps and a ninja. There is a tank running amok, crushing troops in it's path. You can hear giggling - the imps must be enjoying themselves.

    You are by the entrance of an upmarket shopping centre.

    You see an electronics store, a gentlemans' outfitters, a jewellery store, a florists, an ATM, an Apple store, a luggage shop, a travel agency, a bookshop and a fancy dress shop here.

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      Enter gentlemans outfitters and buy the most stylish underwear/shirt/suit possible and put then on (After cleaning your bottom).

      Transfer your belongings to new clothes and ask shop attendant to burn your old clothes.

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        Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
        Enter gentlemans outfitters and buy the most stylish underwear/shirt/suit possible and put then on (After cleaning your bottom).

        Transfer your belongings to new clothes and ask shop attendant to burn your old clothes.
        You have purchased a black semi-bespoke Versace suit, Church shoes and the finest underwear/shirt/socks in the outfitters, you put them on after judicious use of some wet wipes (there is no shower here).
        You hand your old clothes to the assistant to burn.

        They do not sell satchels here - you put your old satchel on and strap the weapons over your shoulders.

        A crow flutters into the shop doorway and squawks 'Nice threads'.

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          Go to luggage shop and purchase a suitable replacement for your satchel. Empty your satchel and put your kit into replacement and give old satchel to shop assitant for burning.

          Then go to jeweller and buy an insanely expensive wtach and some jewellry with lots of diamonds (not a ring!!) to offer the secretary.

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            Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
            Go to luggage shop and purchase a suitable replacement for your satchel. Empty your satchel and put your kit into replacement and give old satchel to shop assitant for burning.

            Then go to jeweller and buy an insanely expensive wtach and some jewellry with lots of diamonds (not a ring!!) to offer the secretary.
            You enter the luggage shop and purchase a black leather attaché case with a suspiciously sparkly lining which the manager assures you will hold all your belongings.

            Indeed it does, with room for more. The case feels light, too.

            You are pleased with this. The shopkeeper takes your old satchel to burn.

            You enter the jewellers and ask to see his two most expensive watches and a high carat diamond necklace, he presents you with a Grande Complication by Jean Dunand for £400,578.00 and a gold Patek Philippe for £390,699.00, and a diamond eternity necklace costing £350,000.00.

            Your wallet contains £ 103,461.31

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              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              You enter the luggage shop and purchase a black leather attaché case with a suspiciously sparkly lining which the manager assures you will hold all your belongings.

              Indeed it does, with room for more. The case feels light, too.

              You are pleased with this. The shopkeeper takes your old satchel to burn.

              You enter the jewellers and ask to see his two most expensive watches and a high carat diamond necklace, he presents you with a Grande Complication by Jean Dunand for £400,578.00 and a gold Patek Philippe for £390,699.00, and a diamond eternity necklace costing £350,000.00.

              Your wallet contains £ 103,461.31
              Ask jeweller if eternity necklace would compliment my eyes.

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                The pope is a tard.

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                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  You enter the luggage shop and purchase a black leather attaché case with a suspiciously sparkly lining which the manager assures you will hold all your belongings.

                  Indeed it does, with room for more. The case feels light, too.

                  You are pleased with this. The shopkeeper takes your old satchel to burn.

                  You enter the jewellers and ask to see his two most expensive watches and a high carat diamond necklace, he presents you with a Grande Complication by Jean Dunand for £400,578.00 and a gold Patek Philippe for £390,699.00, and a diamond eternity necklace costing £350,000.00.

                  Your wallet contains £ 103,461.31
                  Buy diamonds and claim back from company - there's a thread on CUK about it, I'm sure!
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                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Ask jeweller if eternity necklace would compliment my eyes.
                    The jeweller looks at you a little strangely.

                    A crow is busy terrorising shoppers outside.

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                      Buy the Jean Dunand and the necklace. (Will need to phone bank to arrange transfer of funds)

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