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How much Nooky do you get a month.

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    How much Nooky do you get a month.

    Poll to follow.....intresting to see what the adverage was, the GF and I are a 20 ++ times a month lot.
    31
    1 - 5 times a month
    22.58%
    7
    6 - 10 times a month
    12.90%
    4
    11 - 15 times a month
    12.90%
    4
    16 ++ times a month
    25.81%
    8
    None
    12.90%
    4
    I only get one handed action.
    12.90%
    4
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

    #2
    Oh Dear! Angling for a ban are we, gooner?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru
      Oh Dear! Angling for a ban are we, gooner?
      well I don't see why, its not offensive or rude is it ??
      SA says;
      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      (whatever these are)

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        #4
        Originally posted by n5gooner
        Poll to follow.....intresting to see what the adverage was, the GF and I are a 20 ++ times a month lot.
        Might be worth noting how long said couples have been together. Apart from One man and his hand, the longer the relationship the more it slows down (or so it seems? . While we were all at like bunnies in the first throws of passion, it may have simmered down a tad?
        "Wait, I still function!"

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          #5
          Well the wife is 6 months pregnant and it just doesn't seem right anymore.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Originally posted by gingerjedi
            Well the wife is 6 months pregnant and it just doesn't seem right anymore.
            I'll wait til we hit LR before posting!

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              #7
              You don't seem to have a "I've been married 20 years so I've forgotten option"

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                #8
                Nooky with a capital 'N'...

                as in Nooky Bear?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pondlife
                  I'll wait til we hit LR before posting!
                  Was you response going to involve Gary?
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Well you're all liars. On a contractors forum and only one person admits to one-handed action. Yeah right!
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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