Poll to follow.....intresting to see what the adverage was, the GF and I are a 20 ++ times a month lot.
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How much Nooky do you get a month.
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How much Nooky do you get a month.
311 - 5 times a month22.58%76 - 10 times a month12.90%411 - 15 times a month12.90%416 ++ times a month25.81%8None12.90%4I only get one handed action.12.90%4SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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well I don't see why, its not offensive or rude is it ??Originally posted by sasguruOh Dear! Angling for a ban are we, gooner?
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Might be worth noting how long said couples have been together. Apart from One man and his hand, the longer the relationship the more it slows down (or so it seems?Originally posted by n5goonerPoll to follow.....intresting to see what the adverage was, the GF and I are a 20 ++ times a month lot.
. While we were all at like bunnies in the first throws of passion, it may have simmered down a tad?
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Well the wife is 6 months pregnant and it just doesn't seem right anymore.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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I'll wait til we hit LR before posting!Originally posted by gingerjediWell the wife is 6 months pregnant and it just doesn't seem right anymore.
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Was you response going to involve Gary?Originally posted by PondlifeI'll wait til we hit LR before posting!Hard Brexit now!
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Well you're all liars. On a contractors forum and only one person admits to one-handed action. Yeah right!
Hard Brexit now!
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