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richard-af replied

2 August 2007, 09:53
This Thread is in the poorest taste.

Nookie Bear died freebasing in the 90s, following a poor run in panto at Clacton. Roger De Courcey went to Thailand, had the op, and now does a ping pong act for German tourists.
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n5gooner replied

1 August 2007, 12:50
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You should!!! Its good for her!!

Stop being so selfish and get in there!

I did, and it did no harm.....it's also one way to get things started when she is full term.
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TheFaQQer replied

1 August 2007, 12:38
Originally posted by gingerjedi

I keep hearing that but it just doesn't seem right... I have a mental block

You wouldn't believe I went to a Catholic school would you!

It can help start labour as well, later in pregnancy.
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gingerjedi replied

1 August 2007, 12:14
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You should!!! Its good for her!!

Stop being so selfish and get in there!

I keep hearing that but it just doesn't seem right... I have a mental block

You wouldn't believe I went to a Catholic school would you!
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sasguru replied

1 August 2007, 12:07
Originally posted by Lucy

Yes, it looks like you are the only honest one sas.

Yes indeedy. The poll should have allowed ticking on more than one option.
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Muttley08 replied

1 August 2007, 11:58
Originally posted by Lucy

Yes, it looks like you are the only honest one sas.

Perhaps we should get a breakdown of by job... that way we can evaluate if PM's get more than codemonkeys...if BA's are all so an@l they prefer their right hand anyway

Any predictions??
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Lucy replied

1 August 2007, 11:52
Originally posted by sasguru

Well you're all liars. On a contractors forum and only one person admits to one-handed action. Yeah right!

Yes, it looks like you are the only honest one sas.
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SallyAnne replied

1 August 2007, 11:46
Originally posted by gingerjedi

Well the wife is 6 months pregnant and it just doesn't seem right anymore.

You should!!! Its good for her!!

Stop being so selfish and get in there!
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Dog_Yoghurt replied

1 August 2007, 11:23
Originally posted by n5gooner

Poll to follow.....intresting to see what the adverage was, the GF and I are a 20 ++ times a month lot.

Didn't El Duder or LMI get banned for starting these kind of posts? Have the mods gone to sleep?
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Muttley08 replied

1 August 2007, 10:52
Originally posted by gingerjedi

Well the wife is 6 months pregnant and it just doesn't seem right anymore.

6 months....it'll bite ya by then....serve you right for bashin him on the head when ur at it
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sasguru replied

1 August 2007, 10:49
Well you're all liars. On a contractors forum and only one person admits to one-handed action. Yeah right!
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sasguru replied

1 August 2007, 10:48
Originally posted by Pondlife

I'll wait til we hit LR before posting!

Was you response going to involve Gary?
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Burdock replied

1 August 2007, 10:47
Nooky with a capital 'N'...

as in Nooky Bear?
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ASB replied

1 August 2007, 10:47
You don't seem to have a "I've been married 20 years so I've forgotten option"
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Pondlife replied

1 August 2007, 10:46
Originally posted by gingerjedi

Well the wife is 6 months pregnant and it just doesn't seem right anymore.

I'll wait til we hit LR before posting!
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