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Euphamisms for your "old fella"

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    Euphamisms for your "old fella"

    Come on guys, post them here.

    One eyed porridge flicker

    #2
    The old slippery chicken

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      #3
      Blue veined custard chucker



      IGMC
      The vegetarian option.

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        #4
        The one-eyed beef bayonet

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          #5
          mutton dagger

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            #6
            Messr.s Python & Co.

            Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
            Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
            It's swell to have a stiffy,
            It's divine to own a dick.
            From the tiniest little tadger
            To the world's biggest pr1ck!
            So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
            Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
            Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
            Your Percy or your cock.
            You can wrap it up in ribbons,
            You can slip it in your sock.
            Just don't take it out in public,
            Or they will put you in the dock
            ...And you won't
            come
            back.
            The vegetarian option.

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              #7
              Originally posted by wobbegong
              Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
              Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
              It's swell to have a stiffy,
              It's divine to own a dick.
              From the tiniest little tadger
              To the world's biggest pr1ck!
              So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
              Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
              Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
              Your Percy or your cock.
              You can wrap it up in ribbons,
              You can slip it in your sock.
              Just don't take it out in public,
              Or they will put you in the dock
              ...And you won't
              come
              back.
              Classic...I do love Monty Python...

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                #8
                They all sound very appetising, not!
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  #9
                  Knob.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moose423956
                    Knob.

                    John Thomas

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