Euphamisms for your "old fella"

**Moose423956** · 9 July 2007, 11:04

Pork sword.
Wedding tackle.
Meat and two veg.
David Hasselhoff.

**alreadypacked** · 9 July 2007, 11:08

Originally posted by Moose423956

Pork sword.
Wedding tackle.
Meat and two veg.
David Hasselhoff.

You guys are really putting me off my lunch.

**Chugnut** · 9 July 2007, 11:31

Steven and the twins

**Moose423956** · 9 July 2007, 11:46

Yul Brynner. I just thought of that one.

**Kyajae** · 9 July 2007, 11:59

womb ferret

**Colemanisor** · 9 July 2007, 12:00

Pink Oboe

**Colemanisor** · 9 July 2007, 12:02

Tony Blair - well he is a cock!

**wobbegong** · 9 July 2007, 12:18

Originally posted by Moose423956

Pork sword.
Wedding tackle.
Meat and two veg.
David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff???

**Kyajae** · 9 July 2007, 12:22

On a slightly different note, lesbians used to be referred to as 'todger dodgers' and gay men as 'vagina decliners'

**Let-Me-In** · 9 July 2007, 12:29

How about we add euphamisms for female parts?

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