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Moscow Mule replied

17 July 2007, 06:32
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el duder replied

16 July 2007, 15:04
Originally posted by Colemanisor

Beaver

YAT

Axe Wound
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Colemanisor replied

10 July 2007, 08:44
Beaver
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oraclesmith replied

9 July 2007, 22:08
Love bucket.
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Diver replied

9 July 2007, 21:48
Originally posted by brollyman

Wizard's sleeve
Clown's pocket
Roofer's nailbag
Badly packed kebab

All euphemisms for an overly capacious vadge!

you forgot

floppy drive
Bulk storage
RS232 intrface
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brollyman replied

9 July 2007, 14:16
Wizard's sleeve
Clown's pocket
Roofer's nailbag
Badly packed kebab

All euphemisms for an overly capacious vadge!
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r0bly0ns replied

9 July 2007, 13:50
furry front bottom
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Let-Me-In replied

9 July 2007, 13:48
Originally posted by r0bly0ns

beef curtains

velvet love glove
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r0bly0ns replied

9 July 2007, 13:47
Originally posted by Let-Me-In

How about we add euphamisms for female parts?

beef curtains
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Moose423956 replied

9 July 2007, 13:47
Originally posted by wobbegong

David Hasselhoff???

Where?
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Let-Me-In replied

9 July 2007, 13:05
One eyed front bum
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tootie replied

9 July 2007, 13:04
Originally posted by Let-Me-In

How about we add euphamisms for female parts?

noo-noo
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Let-Me-In replied

9 July 2007, 12:29
How about we add euphamisms for female parts?
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Kyajae replied

9 July 2007, 12:22
On a slightly different note, lesbians used to be referred to as 'todger dodgers' and gay men as 'vagina decliners'
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wobbegong replied

9 July 2007, 12:18
Originally posted by Moose423956

Pork sword.
Wedding tackle.
Meat and two veg.
David Hasselhoff.

David Hasselhoff???
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