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    #11
    Originally posted by Kyajae
    Sadly not. I take it you like 'em really big? Like I could park a double decker inside your fanny?
    See you're taking the 4" jibe very well.
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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      #12
      Originally posted by alreadypacked
      See you're taking the 4" jibe very well.

      Welcome (finally) to the CUK tradition

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        #13
        Originally posted by Kyajae
        Welcome (finally) to the CUK tradition
        But I didn't get my red triangle yet
        Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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          #14
          Originally posted by alreadypacked
          But I didn't get my red triangle yet
          We're a pretty forgiving lot (except of course for Maggot, sorry, sadguru)

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            #15
            women like "thicker" tools, not longer ones...

            so i been told.....
            Keep it clean!!!

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              #16
              Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

              I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #17
                Originally posted by hyperD
                Ah we in Light Relief? Ah yes, good...

                I saw a video on a gentleman's website where this bloke had the biggest balls you could ever see. He was spanking the monkey over some bird's t1ts and he was just coming bucket loads for about 30 seconds....incredible... she was not particularly happy with it as I'm sure she just wanted to leave at the first sign of muck and grab the towel. Unfortunately she had to go the whole bukkake bucketload - it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...
                Put me right off my supper
                Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by alreadypacked
                  Put me right off my supper
                  Put me right off my stroke.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by hyperD
                    it was like pouring a pint of wallpaper paste over her...
                    most likely it was wallpaper paste.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DS23
                      most likely it was wallpaper paste.
                      Then "Painting and Decorating" would have looked better on his CV than "Male Porn Star" no doubt.

                      Still, you're right, I've seen plenty of dodgy "hose" shots...some of them quite laughable. But this was genuine alright...
                      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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