Farewell Gingerbread Man...

[Zippy]

Don't tempt fate!

I once did a gig in a local govt department and was suitabley admonished with wagging finger and all by some right-on femenist bint who criticised me for using the term 'brainstorm' - apparently its offensive and discriminatory to epileptics.

How did you keep a straight face? (no offence intended to those with a gay face)

[wendigo100]

Is there no one I can shoot or nuke to rid the world of this scum.

I think zeity has a cunning plan...

[Kyajae]

How did you keep a straight face? (no offence intended to those with a gay face)

I think it just goes to show that in some sections of the workplace, 'small-p' politics is so fluid and vague that it gives people to 'right' to make it up as they go along. 'Brainstorming' was a good example.

[lilelvis2000]

How did you keep a straight face? (no offence intended to those with a gay face)

No offence intended to those with a accidental or genetic facial disfigurement.

[wendigo100]

Don't tempt fate!

I once did a gig in a local govt department and was suitabley admonished with wagging finger and all by some right-on femenist bint who criticised me for using the term 'brainstorm' - apparently its offensive and discriminatory to epileptics.

(Wiki) "Recently the term 'brainstorm' has been considered politically incorrect as it can cause offense to people with epilepsy. Favoured terms include thought shower or word shower. However, this is rarely noted and the alternatives to brainstorms are not as well known."

Isn't that offensive to smelly people who don't wash?

[Kyajae]

WTF are cream horns?!!

It's not a northern euphimism for 'premature ejaculation'

HTH

[Kyajae]

Isn't "premature ejaculation" offensive to people who come too quickly?

<surely 3 strokes & 10 seconds should be enough for any normal woman>

You're right Zeity.

Perhaps we should refer to it as 'men who are phalically challenged'?

[Kyajae]

But wouldn't that be offensive to men with little willies?

Or men with no willies?

[The Lone Gunman]

what about those of us with little willies who also come too quickly?

<ahem>
I mean what about those men with little willies who also come to quickly

[Kyajae]

For you are now known, at least by Ainsleys the bakers, as "Ginger Person".

Ffs!

Anyone seen this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/6238332.stm

Woman wins ginger jibes tribunal