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Farewell Gingerbread Man...

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    #21
    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    what about those of us with little willies who also come too quickly?

    <ahem>
    I mean what about those men with little willies who also come to quickly
    But that would exclude men with normal-sized willies who also come too quickly.

    <scratch head thinking why is this sooooo complicated?>

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      #22
      Originally posted by Kyajae
      Or men with no willies?

      FYI, "men with no willies" are known as "dykes".

      HTH
      The vegetarian option.

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        #23
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Do they come too quickly or too slowly?
        Actually, men with no willy or no willy to speak of suffer a condition called micro penis

        Poor buggers. Can you imagine having to reach for the tweezers and magnifying glass just to find it?

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          #24
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Do they come too quickly or too slowly?
          Never (knowingly) been with one, so I'm afraid I wouldn't know. But apparently they do have holes, into which small boys gleefully insert fingers, if that's of any help whatsoever.
          The vegetarian option.

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            #25
            For those of you who do not have a clue what goes on in the real world here is a cream horn:

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              #26
              Originally posted by wizard1974uk
              For those of you who do not have a clue what goes on in the real world here is a cream horn:

              That looks like a micro penis.
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                #27
                Originally posted by wobbegong
                FYI, "men with no willies" are known as "dykes".

                HTH
                Oh dear, I hit a golf ball into a dyke once. Mablethorpe in Lincolnshire.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by wendigo100
                  Oh dear, I hit a golf ball into a dyke once. Mablethorpe in Lincolnshire.
                  Was he/she/it cross?
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Mablethorpe or Maplethorpe
                    Mablethorpe. Is there a Maplethorpe?

                    Actually it was Sutton-on-Sea, a village just outside Mablethorpe.

                    Strictly speaking it was Sandilands, a hamlet just outside Sutton-on-Sea.
                    Last edited by wendigo100; 30 June 2007, 12:04.

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                      #30
                      Farewell Gingerbread Man..
                      Probably best not to form an emotional attachment to Gingerbread men.
                      ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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