Reply to: Farewell Gingerbread Man...

[Moscow Mule]

Farewell Gingerbread Man..

Probably best not to form an emotional attachment to Gingerbread men.

[wendigo100]

Mablethorpe or Maplethorpe

Mablethorpe. Is there a Maplethorpe?

Actually it was Sutton-on-Sea, a village just outside Mablethorpe.

Strictly speaking it was Sandilands, a hamlet just outside Sutton-on-Sea.

[wobbegong]

Oh dear, I hit a golf ball into a dyke once. Mablethorpe in Lincolnshire.

Was he/she/it cross?

[wendigo100]

FYI, "men with no willies" are known as "dykes".

HTH

Oh dear, I hit a golf ball into a dyke once. Mablethorpe in Lincolnshire.

[hyperD]

For those of you who do not have a clue what goes on in the real world here is a cream horn:

That looks like a micro penis.

[wizard1974uk]

For those of you who do not have a clue what goes on in the real world here is a cream horn:

[wobbegong]

Do they come too quickly or too slowly?

Never (knowingly) been with one, so I'm afraid I wouldn't know. But apparently they do have holes, into which small boys gleefully insert fingers, if that's of any help whatsoever.

[Kyajae]

Do they come too quickly or too slowly?

Actually, men with no willy or no willy to speak of suffer a condition called micro penis

Poor buggers. Can you imagine having to reach for the tweezers and magnifying glass just to find it?

[wobbegong]

Or men with no willies?

FYI, "men with no willies" are known as "dykes".

HTH

[Kyajae]

what about those of us with little willies who also come too quickly?

<ahem>
I mean what about those men with little willies who also come to quickly

But that would exclude men with normal-sized willies who also come too quickly.

<scratch head thinking why is this sooooo complicated?>

[Kyajae]

For you are now known, at least by Ainsleys the bakers, as "Ginger Person".

Ffs!

Anyone seen this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/6238332.stm

Woman wins ginger jibes tribunal

[The Lone Gunman]

what about those of us with little willies who also come too quickly?

<ahem>
I mean what about those men with little willies who also come to quickly

[Kyajae]

But wouldn't that be offensive to men with little willies?

Or men with no willies?

[Kyajae]

Isn't "premature ejaculation" offensive to people who come too quickly?

<surely 3 strokes & 10 seconds should be enough for any normal woman>

You're right Zeity.

Perhaps we should refer to it as 'men who are phalically challenged'?

[Kyajae]

WTF are cream horns?!!

It's not a northern euphimism for 'premature ejaculation'

HTH