Farewell Gingerbread Man..
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Originally posted by zeitghostMablethorpe or Maplethorpe
Actually it was Sutton-on-Sea, a village just outside Mablethorpe.
Strictly speaking it was Sandilands, a hamlet just outside Sutton-on-Sea.Last edited by wendigo100; 30 June 2007, 12:04.
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Originally posted by wendigo100Oh dear, I hit a golf ball into a dyke once. Mablethorpe in Lincolnshire.
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Originally posted by wobbegongFYI, "men with no willies" are known as "dykes".
HTH
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Originally posted by wizard1974ukFor those of you who do not have a clue what goes on in the real world here is a cream horn:
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For those of you who do not have a clue what goes on in the real world here is a cream horn:
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Originally posted by zeitghostDo they come too quickly or too slowly?
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Originally posted by zeitghostDo they come too quickly or too slowly?
Poor buggers. Can you imagine having to reach for the tweezers and magnifying glass just to find it?
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Originally posted by KyajaeOr men with no willies?
FYI, "men with no willies" are known as "dykes".
HTH
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunmanwhat about those of us with little willies who also come too quickly?
<ahem>
I mean what about those men with little willies who also come to quickly
<scratch head thinking why is this sooooo complicated?>
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Originally posted by chicaneFor you are now known, at least by Ainsleys the bakers, as "Ginger Person".
Ffs!
Anyone seen this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/6238332.stm
Woman wins ginger jibes tribunal
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what about those of us with little willies who also come too quickly?
<ahem>
I mean what about those men with little willies who also come to quickly
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Originally posted by zeitghostBut wouldn't that be offensive to men with little willies?
Or men with no willies?
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Originally posted by zeitghostIsn't "premature ejaculation" offensive to people who come too quickly?
<surely 3 strokes & 10 seconds should be enough for any normal woman>
Perhaps we should refer to it as 'men who are phalically challenged'?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneWTF are cream horns?!!
It's not a northern euphimism for 'premature ejaculation'
HTH
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