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[vetran]

My five year old daughter asked me what a 'working girl' is.

"Erm, it's someone who grows up to be a working woman".

"Oh' what's a working woman?".

"blimey, you're going to end up in Number 10".

[vetran]

I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...

They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...

Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.

[WTFH]

I went to the doctor for a prostate exam recently.
While there, I could feel a certain stirring which made a question arise that I I asked the doctor:
”Is it normal to get an erection during this”
I was disappointed with his response of “yes, it’s quite common”
I was hoping for “I’m sorry, sir”