I took my clarinet back to the music shop, "I don't know what it is, " I said, "I can only seem to be able to play one tune on it, Perfect Day, nothing else seems right or in tune. " "Let's have a look, " said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet, "ha, there's the problem, looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed. "
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Trump claims immigrants are eating cats and dogs.
That's nothing, just wait until winter in the UK, pensioners will be eating Tiddles and Rex as well.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What are the government giving the elderly this winter????
HyperthermiaAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I discovered a tiny space in a Scotsmans loft, where he was keeping whisky miniatures, I thought this is a little dram-attic.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Oddly enough yes from their own calculations.Originally posted by sadkingbilly View Post
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...-b2609340.html
Cut to winter fuel payment could kill 4,000 people, Labour’s own research suggests
Analysis published by Labour in 2017 said plans to means test winter fuel payments would be the ‘single biggest attack on pensioners in a generation’Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Churchill: We shall fight them on the beaches!.
Thatcher: The lady's not for turning!.
Starmer: It was an honest mistake that I forgot to declare that a fat, gay Bengali millionaire pays for my wife's drawers!.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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