The last thing my grandfather said to me before he died was “Pints! Gallons! Litres!”
That spoke volumes.
That spoke volumes.
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My friend once used laughing gas as deodorant.
He smelled funny the whole day.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I've just quit my contract drilling wells.
The hourly rate was fine but the work was boring.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I named my yacht "DFS" because it's got a sail on.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Whats the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Our Olympic sprinting team should be hermes and evri delivery drivers..
Never seen someone move so fast after knocking on a door, getting down a flight of stairs and into their car before i open the door .Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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BREAKING: Biden says it could take days for Democrat votes to be harvested and double counted.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Bible: Jesus performs 1st miracle of turning water into wine.
Social media: Actually wine contains 85% water so that was only 15% of a miracle.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For sale 90s iconic puppets Sooty and Sweep.
Any offer accepted, I just want them off my hands.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Thoughts go out my Mother-in-law.
She's been taken to hospital after a bee landed on her face.
Luckily she wasn't stung as I was too quick with the shovel.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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