Vincent Van Broth
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I've just been sacked as a set designer.
I left without making a scene.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My Spanish neighbour has just thrown a right strop, reckons that I've been playing my Madness too loud...
Miguels mad at me.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Police pulled me over in Wales for erratic driving and said I was driving to fast I replied I'm not im driving to CaerphillyAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why did the trans man only eat salads?
He was a Herbefore.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've got a pet owl who fancies its chances of getting laid via social media.
It likes to tweet to woo.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Old Mcdonald had a highly intelligent computer programme.
AI-AI-OAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My mate said to the wife: "Honey, I have a problem".
"Darling" she replied. "If you have a problem, then we have a problem. We're a married couple and we are in this together so we'll act as a unit, ok? Don't ever forget that."
"Well then," he replied, "we've got your sister pregnant".
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I can't believe people are trolling Ellie Simmonds, saying she's the perfect height for a certain sex act.
That's a low blow.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just purchased an occasional chair
It's a chest of drawers the rest of the timeAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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