STD's
Proof that you're having sex with someone besides yourself.
Proof that you're having sex with someone besides yourself.
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I wonder how they are going to make slavery responsible for Kwasi Kwarteng being a tulip chancellorAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It?s Liverpool v Glasgow to see who hosts Eurovision.
If you want it to be a close contest give it to the city with the most teenage pregnancy.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Trying to find a fit bird at the pub is similar to playing crazy golf.
You want to get to the perfect hole but your balls always end up bouncing off some hippo's teeth.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A quantum experiment carried out by physicists indicates two versions of reality existing at the same time.
Bet James Corden's a fat twit in both of 'em.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I respect YOUR lived experience!Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I went up to one of Darth Vader's henchmen and told him, he weighed 96 Kg
He replied pedantically, I'm actually 15 Stone 1 .
Bloody Imperial StormtroopersAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The other day I tried archery blindfolded.
You don't know what you're missing!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've just been diagnosed with terminal D.I.Y shoppers syndrome.
I've been given six Wickes to live.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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