My son begged me to buy him a Theremin.
But then he never even touched it.
But then he never even touched it.
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There was a young man from Poole, Who found a red ring on his tool, So he went to the clinic,
But the doctor, a cynic, Said, use WD40, it's lipstick, you fool.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Phew. Independence Day over and no alien invasion to deal with. I was worried - Will Smith is always involved and is clearly Earth's primary defender. He knocked one of the invaders out with one punch back in the 90's, but his lame Chris Rock bitch slap shows Earth's is now vulnerable to attack.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Nothing makes a 4th of July more independent than shooting off fireworks that are made in China.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My dad used to have a job at a helium balloon factory until they let him go.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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What's blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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What Blue and tastes like Red paint?
Blue paint.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Narcissistic men more likely to suffer from premature ejaculation, study finds.
Yeah, no matter what, they always come first.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I actually hope aliens don't exist.
If there is life on other planets the government would only start giving them our money.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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