My grandfather broke his leg by standing on a door mat.
I probably should have explained the concept of a helter skelter.
I probably should have explained the concept of a helter skelter.
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Texas says abortion can remain legal but the baby gets an AR-15 to defend itself.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If it weren't for Arabs we'd never have 9/11.
Instead we'd have IX/XI.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's black and white and desperate for attention?
Gary LinekarAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Nobody was interested in my carpentry class until I offered to teach them how to make glory holes.
Now they're all coming out of the woodwork.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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'...My Dentist says I need a crown.
FINALLY!
Someone who appreciates me.'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Welcome to the Assumption Club.
I think we all know why we're here.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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First time I met my wife I immediately thought "what an arse"
Sadly, so did she about me.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Flaming British tradesmen!
Just paid a chippie £300 to build me a double bed and the idiot has done a bunk!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Doctor, doctor. I keep thinking I'm a supermarket.
Doctor: How long have you felt like this?
Me: Since I was Lidl.
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