They say this country is ran by idiots, that's probably true, but there's idiots everywhere.
My Wife says she's married to one.
My Wife says she's married to one.
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Records numbers of Islamic migrants coming in from Calais into Britain.
If this don't stop, the Americans will soon be invading us for oil.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's a Welshman's favourite love song?
(Everything I do) I Do It For Ewe.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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They call everything woke these days, even going to sleep and then getting up.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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With an energy crisis and soaring inflation rates, and mass industrial action on the way, some people have suggested Britain is reliving the 1970s.
Nonsense.
Back then, there was good music on the radio.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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To celebrate our wedding anniversary, the wife asked me to book a romantic restaurant.
To show her truly how much I care, I sent her a photo of my meal.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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BREAKING NEWS:
Paul McCartney celebrates his 80th birthday with Stella in Mykonos. - Daily Mail UK
You would think with all his wealth, he would have bought at least ONE bottle of Champagne.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Do trees tulip in the woods?
Of course they do. How else would we get Number 2 pencils?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What happens when you make a noise in Ninja Church?
The nun chucks you out.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My car just ran out of petrol. My insurance company have deemed it a write offAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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