James Akaster/Nish Kumar telling Ricky Gervais to be a better comedian is like Diane Abbott telling Steven Hawking to be better at mathematics!
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I'm not saying that wartyis ugly but he got a job as Kevin Spacey's personal dresser and Spacey asked him if he minded if they stayed just friends.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Kevin Spacey...**** off.
Coming over here, taking our knobs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I bought an owl with a speech impediment. It didn't bother it at all.
In fact it couldn't give two hoots.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Ray Liotta's dead.
He's survived by his daughter, Tarka.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What a shame that Ray Liotta has died.
He was a good fella.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Norwich have already sold out of season tickets for next season.
To be fair, they only have to print one family ticket and then 'everyones' in.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm pretty sober, but I'm even prettier when you're drunk.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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After two unsuccessful sex change operations, Lionel Richie's son finally got it right at the third attempt.
Yes, he's once, twice, three times a lady.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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