Please put more jokes here

[vetran]

For Warty

Warty went to the doctor the other day for a routine check up
Doctor said to me, "Ya know, you really have to stop masturbating"
Warty said, "Really doc? Why's that?"
He replied, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

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For NAT

Watching Local Election Results
Portsmouth - Hung
Bolton- Hung
Plymouth - Hung
Wirral - Hung
Thought I Was on GRINDR for a minute

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Jacob Rees-Mogg today suggested that people having difficulty with the cost of living should simply cut their outgoings by moving into their smaller second home.

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What does a fish like to smoke?
Sea weed.

How do you stop smoking sea weed?
Sea kelp.

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I just saw someone try to park a car for 10 minutes.

I didn't see their face, so I'm not going to assume what gender she was.

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The BBC have ruined Doctor Who by appointing Ncuti Gatwa as the new Time Lord.



He will only be able to travel forward into the future as everyone knows, once you go black, you can never go back.

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Will the atrocities in Ukraine never end?

After the bombings and sieges now the poor bastards have to listen to Bono.

The UN must intervene.

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Like most men, I've given my car a pet name.


'START, YOU ******* PILE OF tulip!'

[NotAllThere]

Will the atrocities in Ukraine never end?

After the bombings and sieges now the poor bastards have to listen to Bono.

The UN must intervene.

They were invited and preformed to people already fans. The joke is too obvious - and inaccurate - to be funny. Furthermore, I'm not convinced I'd be happy to take a gig in what is still a war zone.

[NotAllThere]

... once you go black, you can never go back.

Explain?