Talk about bad luck just caught Covid off a fish finger.
I just failed a Mackeral flow test.
I just failed a Mackeral flow test.
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Fitness instructor, 34, showers her boyfriend, 24, with affection in public so that strangers don't think she's his mother.
Strangely, this strategy failed in Norfolk.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was thinking of buying a motorhome. I went to the local dealers and he had two, one of them had pink wheels, fake lashes on the headlamps and lacy curtains. I said "what the heck is that?"
He said "that's my camper van"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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BBC news announced 'Twindemic' is both flu viruses wiping out our loved ones this winter.
Phew what a relief I thought Jedward were announcing a comeback.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Feminists hate controlling men.
Yet they love controlling men.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Tyson Fury remains unbeaten, which isn't something any of his exes can say...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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So the prince of arabia sent someone to England to purchase him a new castle.....whoops!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Me: I went to see the new Bond film
her: Was there a big queue?
Me: not, the same skinny guy who's done it for the last few.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Irony…
China has shut 60 coal power plants.
Because of extreme flash flooding.
Caused by Climate Change.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Lambs were £60 now £30
That's sheep at half the price.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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