Darmy and aTw are sat in the pub eating sandwiches.
The landlord walks. over "You can't eat your own food in here". So they swap sandwiches
The landlord walks. over "You can't eat your own food in here". So they swap sandwiches
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I've suddenly started coughing and sneezing. My sense of smell and taste is ok, but I can't feel my cock.
I think it's Dong Covid.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Six days after announcing a ban on pornographic content, OnlyFans has done a U-turn, as the move was considered 'economic suicide' for the site.
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I've just been caught shoplifting.
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What do you call a nonce with no legs?
A creepy crawly.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Interesting fact:
Giraffes didn't exist until Chuck Norris punched a horse.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Two members of '90s girl band Vanilla are apparently lactose intolerant.
No whey, no whey!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Last night, Mick told Keith that Charlie won't be part of the Stones' tours anymore.
Keith was devastated at first, then asked "will vodka and smack still be allowed?"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Would the last person leaving Kabul airport turn off enlightenment.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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McDonald's are having great problems getting milkshake to their restaurants.
Is it any wonder?. I can't even get it up the flaming straw.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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