you really are about as funny as a terminal cancer diagnosis.
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I said to the librarian, "Would you have a book about being unable to buy OXO cubes"?
"Sorry we out of stock" she replied.
"That's the one" I said.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've a big hearted friend. Shame it's entirely flint.
Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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It's been a bit of a strange morning for me, first I found a hat full of money and then I got chased by an angry bloke with a guitar.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My to do list.
1. Be lazy.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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lewl
That's well out of order.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Despite it being half a year since I moved to Cornwall, I have still yet to bump into 'that jumped up city ****** who moved here six months ago' I often hear people mentioning as I passAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Now I know why Bezos got divorced....his cock rocket could only stay up for 10 minutesAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Onomatopoeia: It's exactly what it sounds like.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I once met Roy Rogers on a river boat in Germany smoking weed. He was a Rhine stoned cowboy.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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