My girlfriend got attacked by a marsupial in Malaysia.
"Kuala Lumpur"?
"No, a kangaroo kicked her up the arse".
"Kuala Lumpur"?
"No, a kangaroo kicked her up the arse".
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Just been for my annual check up with my GP who suggested I need an earring made.
What a strange thing to say..Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It's a pity the Big 6 didn't do the Brexit negotiations. Out of Europe in 48 hours.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My computer goes down on me so much I've started calling it Katie Price!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Muslims get lots of tulip but to their credit they always name their firstborn after the worlds greatest boxer.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Caitlyn Jenner is running for California governor! Fair play, that takes some ballsAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My mate said he wanted to get in shape to get laid.
I said "don't bother, you being egg shaped is the perfect way to get laid"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I woke up this morning and turned on the telly. A TV minister said I had already sinned today. So I turned to my wife's sister and said . . .Last edited by vetran; 24 April 2021, 17:32.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why does Captain America carry the shield around in a drum bag?
Well, it's just a cymbal. (boom, tish).Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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The insurer Standard Life Aberdeen is to be rebranded Standard Life Abrdn, although it will still be pronounced the same.
I think someone probably dropped a few Es before they came up with that oneAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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