I was standing in line, waiting to get my hair cut, when I realised that nobody had even started a fire yet.
I thought, "This is a tulip barber queue."
I thought, "This is a tulip barber queue."
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Why would you run from the Police?
Well, for starters, they can't tell their Glock from their Taser.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Not saying I'm lazy , but just paid for a 12 month Gym membership and the bank have called to see if my card has been stolen.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Come in number 9 your time is up.
Boss we’ve only got 8 boats.
No 6 are you in trouble?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The wife left me because she said I'm obsessed with beer.
I should've married Stella instead.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The French version of Coronation Street is called "Collaboration Street".
It's in German with French subtitles...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"It says here that people are having groomers bedazzle their pets' testicles with glitter. Look at this photo."
"That's the dog's bollocks.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I successfully managed to get both my parents into the same Nursing home.
A bit of revenge for them divorcing when I was six.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A benefit gig is being organised to help fund research into the Indian Covid variant. Acts confirmed so far include.
Raj Against the Machine.
The Bombay City Rollers.
Caste.
The Cumin League.
Mandeep Purple.
The Birthday Chapati.
Crowded House.
Delhi Mitri (feat Justin Curry)
The Sikhers.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A lorry carrying Bostik glue crashed into a van carrying my order of imitation firearms, the owners of the lorry are claiming it's not their fault, but I am sticking to my guns.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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