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Wayne Rooney is paying the bill at his local Indian restaurant.

The waiter says to him, "So sorry sir, we've charged you twice for your naan".

He says, "That's quite alright - let her keep it as a tip".

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Me and the wife were arguing about the size of tits. I'm telling her that it doesn't matter, she says it does.


Long story short I start my new diet tomorrow.

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BBC: One million Britons grow up not knowing who their father is.

My guess is Boris Johnson.

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So the Indian covid vacation is being delayed next month because it's been leaving people in a korma.

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He didn't get the job!

The lady who was interviewing me for a job said, "I've got three openings."

"Obviously," I replied, "you're a woman."

[mudskipper]

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants.


Feefiphobia.

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Two young girls have been found safe after spending the night stuck in a train.

Why were the 12-year old Glasgow girls out at night in Lockdown?

They should have been at home with their kids.

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"It's important that we remember the true meaning of Easter", says the The Archbishop of Cadbury

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"I went to a gay club in Dakar last week."

"Senegal?"

"Nah, all dudes, mate."

[vetran]

Sarcastic? Me?

Yeah right.