I got sacked for turning up late, on my first day at work, on the Waltzers.
Anyway, I'm suing for funfair dismissal.
Anyway, I'm suing for funfair dismissal.
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I've decided to respect Harry and Meghan's request for privacy by not watching their Oprah interview.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I’ve just raised £12,000 for the NHS.
I had to park my car overnight at the hospital.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Three friends walk into Pontins an Englishman , Scottishman and a Ir ....... , well that jokes ruined now ....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I shagged a Midget with Coronavirus, and developed short-covidAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I phoned Pontins Customer Service and said..
"I've just heard about your discriminatory policies, are you taking the Mick?"
They replied.."Well, we weren't but we are now."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I wonder if Mr. Potatohead is able to mash-turbate?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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As i sat there awaiting my covid jab the young nurse said "you might feel a bit of a prick".
I replied, have you heard my jokes love I'm used to it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The next time Nicola Sturgeon demands a second Indy referendum, just tell her that it already happened & NO won again.
Her memory appears to be so bad that it’ll work.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I have the luck of the Irish.
I'm barred from every Pontin's in the country too.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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