The wife suggested if I was bored during lockdown, to make a bird table.
Now she's kicking off because I've only put her in fifth place..
Now she's kicking off because I've only put her in fifth place..
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I've just been evicted.
Unlike Tiger Woods, I need a place to crash.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Lockdown has been tough for many parents, with their children off school and running riot around the house.
My son's been no trouble at all though - he's been glued to the TV night and day.
No More Nails is such a great invention.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The only thing bigger than a DFS sale.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I have worked for Madame Tussauds for 40 years, and When I retire in 10 years time, I have been promised a miniature bust of me to commemorate my loyal service to the company, but here I go again getting a little head of myself.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Latest news on Tiger Woods, is that he's resting in bed and sedated for precautionary purposes..
Presumably, to stop him trying to shag two of his nurses.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Tiger into the roughAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Sheriff said regarding the Tiger Woods crash that there was "no skidmarks".
Have they checked inside his underwear?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Tiger Woods owns a lot of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was a bit like Jesus last Christmas.
I told my colleague at the X-Mas party that I had been banging his wife, and I got Frank incensed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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